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• Poker Face: The face that launched a thousand chips.
• Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.
• Where do fags park? In the rear.
• Q. Why don't they play poker in Brooklyn? A. Because the Cards are in St. Louis.
• What is the definition of the perfect wife? A mute nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.......
• Q: How does a women hold her liquor? A: By the ears.