Shut Up, Or I'll Nail Your Other Foot To The Floor.

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• "Shut up, or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor!&quo
• Mommy, Mommy, I hate olives!" "Shut up or I'll scrape your other eye out!
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to eat by candlelight!" "Shut up or I'll scrape the wax out of the other ear.
• Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosaur.
• "Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
• Kid: "Mommy, mommy, I don't want hamburgers!" Mommy
  Shut up and put your hand back in the meat grinder!...
• Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate ...
• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering
  Shut up, d---it, all of you just shut UP!...