I was in the city the other day, when a drunk came up to me and
said "for $10 I'll teach you to talk like an Indian!
I said "how?"
He said, "see, you're learning already"
said "for $10 I'll teach you to talk like an Indian!
I said "how?"
He said, "see, you're learning already"
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