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• Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first guy &quo
  You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano....
• quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
  " "They will when I get finished!&quo...
• By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
  Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
• On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who was leaning against a rock and crying.
  "What's the matter?" asked the toad. &quo...
• "Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
• quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
  " "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
• quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
  "Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
• Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and asked him, &quo
  Eddie, what are you doing?" Eddie said, "I'm drawing a picture of God.&quo...
• "What order are you?" the brute demanded.