Now Ned, I Am A Maiden Nun: Ned, I Am A Maiden Won.

Related:

• Ma is a nun, as I am.
• Ned, go gag Ogden.
• Here's revel! Little merit, Ned? Lose, Nap? Repaid now is all apedom's doom.
• In the shade of the old apple tree I got all that was coming to me.
  In the soft dewy grass I had a fine piece of ass From a maiden that was fine to see....
• I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
• I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
• I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
• I am not a number. I am a variable.