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• I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night...
• Three nuns (a good nun a pretty good nun, and a bad nun) die and are standing in front of the gates of heaven and there they meet St.
  Peter. St. Peter looks at the first one and says, "You have been a good nun all your life but there are rules, and to pass into heaven you must be able to answer my question....
• Ma is a nun, as I am.
• A man that admits to being a legislator may have other nasty habits.
• A man that admits to being a lawyer may have other nasty habits.
• A nun joke in which not a single nun gets fucked (amazing isn't it?
  ): A pale-faced nun, apparently in shock, enters the office of the old mother superior and reports very shyly, almost blushing...
• I have an important role as a bad example.
• Three nuns stopped at the holy water on their way into a church.
  The first nun said, "I have to rinse my eyes with holy water because I looked at a penis....
• A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies.
  The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with anyone who is married as that would be a sin....