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  A: "151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q:" How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him....
• Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
  A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ....