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- Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
- This line will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
- This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
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Good day, Jim.
Your contact, [insert name], is not available right now....
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- Don't overtax yourself.. it's the gov't's job
Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
They're both f*cking close to water! Women! You can't live with them....
- Q:" How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" 151 - one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
- A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the
animal hide with which they made their blanket.
Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....