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• Your computer will self-destruct in 5 second
• Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
• This Tag Line Will Self Destruct in 30 Sec.. 29.
• This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
• Annoying flute music in background) Good day, Jim.
  Your contact, [insert name], is not available right now....
• Q:" How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" 151 - one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: "151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• Self starters--will not.