(Annoying flute music in background)
Good day, Jim. Your contact, [insert name], is not available right now.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name,number, and
a brief message at the tone. This tape will self-destruct
in thirty seconds.
Good Luck, Jim.
Good day, Jim. Your contact, [insert name], is not available right now.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name,number, and
a brief message at the tone. This tape will self-destruct
in thirty seconds.
Good Luck, Jim.
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