Least Popular Philosophical Questions (Part I)
15> Given an infinite number of geeks in an infinite number of
Star Trek conventions, would there be at least one with a life?
14> Why is Pauly Shore so successful, while a deserving and
talented actor like Tom Arnold is still struggling?
13> Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Ask why Bell charges so much
for toll calls.
12> Can God make Marlon Brando so big that even He can't move him?
11> If you could go back in time, would you give Hitler a wedgie?
10> The sky's just BLUE, dammit! Get over it!
9> If you sell a video explaining how you didn't kill your ex-wife
and her male friend and no one buys it, does it make a sound?
8> What will I have for lunch today -- chicken salad or egg salad?
7> How much cheese could Chuck E. Cheese chuck if Chuck E. Cheese
could chuck cheese?
6> Yeah, where the hell *is* Waldo?
5> If a monk, living in a monastery, takes a vow of silence, then
talks in his sleep, has he broken his vow of silence? If so,
who is going to tell on him?
4> If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?
3> If a thing of beauty is a joy forever, why does ugly seem to
last so much longer?
2> How many angels can writhe in tortured agony skewered on the
pointy end of a pin?
and the Number 1 Least Popular Philosophical Question...
1> If Mike Tyson bites off Jesus’ ear in a fight, is it a foul or
a sacrament?
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
15> Given an infinite number of geeks in an infinite number of
Star Trek conventions, would there be at least one with a life?
14> Why is Pauly Shore so successful, while a deserving and
talented actor like Tom Arnold is still struggling?
13> Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Ask why Bell charges so much
for toll calls.
12> Can God make Marlon Brando so big that even He can't move him?
11> If you could go back in time, would you give Hitler a wedgie?
10> The sky's just BLUE, dammit! Get over it!
9> If you sell a video explaining how you didn't kill your ex-wife
and her male friend and no one buys it, does it make a sound?
8> What will I have for lunch today -- chicken salad or egg salad?
7> How much cheese could Chuck E. Cheese chuck if Chuck E. Cheese
could chuck cheese?
6> Yeah, where the hell *is* Waldo?
5> If a monk, living in a monastery, takes a vow of silence, then
talks in his sleep, has he broken his vow of silence? If so,
who is going to tell on him?
4> If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?
3> If a thing of beauty is a joy forever, why does ugly seem to
last so much longer?
2> How many angels can writhe in tortured agony skewered on the
pointy end of a pin?
and the Number 1 Least Popular Philosophical Question...
1> If Mike Tyson bites off Jesus’ ear in a fight, is it a foul or
a sacrament?
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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