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The Top 15 Punchlines Without Jokes

15> ...and Ms. Reno says, "Yeah, and it's DEEP, too!"

14> ...and the film will star Tom Arnold, Pauley Shore, and
Quentin Tarantino.

13> "If word gets out, EVERYONE will want an extra pancreas."

12> ...and her husband says, "But they're twins -- if you've seen
Juan, you've seen Amal."

11> ...and she says, "So that's what Tiger means by 'getting up and
down in two'."

10> Steve Buschemi says, "How much Bosco can you drink,

9> "So's mine, lady -- must be the salt water!"

8> "So the talking duck turns to the guy and says, 'You wanna hear
my impression of De Niro?'"

7> ...then the doctor says, "Ok, now it's my turn to cough".

6> Freud -- Because he'd get so excited by the donut that he'd
never miss his wallet!

5> "If you can say you're a Kennedy, I can say I'm 18."

4> "Well if I'd known I had a squid in my underwear, I would have
ordered the rice pilaf."

3> ...then the second trapper cried, "Sacre bleu! I deed not know
she was ze prime ministaire's daughtaire!"

2> The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals
with HIS.

and the Number 1 Punchline Without a Joke...

1> ...then Cathy Lee says, "What do you mean there's no such thing
as Tuesday Night Football?!"

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