The Top 15 Punchlines Without Jokes 15> ...and Ms.
The Top 15 Punchlines Without Jokes
15> ...and Ms. Reno says, "Yeah, and it's DEEP, too!"
14> ...and the film will star Tom Arnold, Pauley Shore, and
13> "If word gets out, EVERYONE will want an extra pancreas."
12> ...and her husband says, "But they're twins -- if you've seen
Juan, you've seen Amal."
11> ...and she says, "So that's what Tiger means by 'getting up and
down in two'."
10> ...so Steve Buschemi says, "How much Bosco can you drink,
9> "So's mine, lady -- must be the salt water!"
8> "So the talking duck turns to the guy and says, 'You wanna hear
my impression of De Niro?'"
7> ...then the doctor says, "Ok, now it's my turn to cough".
6> Freud -- Because he'd get so excited by the donut that he'd
never miss his wallet!
5> "If you can say you're a Kennedy, I can say I'm 18."
4> "Well if I'd known I had a squid in my underwear, I would have
ordered the rice pilaf."
3> ...then the second trapper cried, "Sacre bleu! I deed not know
she was ze prime ministaire's daughtaire!"
2> The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals
and the Number 1 Punchline Without a Joke...
1> ...then Cathy Lee says, "What do you mean there's no such thing
as Tuesday Night Football?!"
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