Least Popular Philosophical Questions (Part II) 15> If A Tree Fell And Crushed Pauly Shore In The Forest, Would Anyone Care (except Misty Rivera, Of Course)?

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Least Popular Philosophical Questions (Part II)

15> If a tree fell and crushed Pauly Shore in the forest, would
anyone care (except Misty Rivera, of course)?

14> Why aren't the Toronto Maple Leafs called the Maple Leaves?

13> If the earth stopped spinning, would the value of my car still

12> If there are elves in the gravy, why must the pigeon herniate
at midnight?

11> Which came first -- the chicken or the various things that
taste like chicken?

10> Would a massive police search for a male serial killer dressed
as a woman be called a "Dragnet"?

9> Why *are* there so many songs about rainbows?

8> For what doth it profit a man if he gains his freedom yet
loseth his Heisman?

7> If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why
does waiting in a line take so long?

6> How many licks does it take to get to the center of the

5> If I am, do I drink?

4> What would you rather have, no short-term memory or I forget
the question?

3> What is the sound of a one-handed man with the clap?

2> If you take an infinite number of monkeys, put them in a room
with an infinite number of typewriters, and supply them with
an infinite amount of crack, would they really be able to
write a really kick-ass Top 5 list? And, if so, who's gonna
pay for all that -- those deep pockets at Windows Sources?!?

and the Number 1 Least Popular Philosophical Question...

1> How much wood would a woodchuck sport, if a woodchuck had
a woody?

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