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  Smith told her that if she didn't have sex with him, that his Uncle Teddy would give her a ride home!...
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  Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this would happen....
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  The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?...
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  The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up....
• Rub the lamp A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore.
  She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!...
• What do you give a hooker on her birthday? A layer cake.