Expound upon the importance of good personal hygiene. Wear rubber gloves and a surgical mask in the room.
Related:
- Practice safe hex,
type in surgical gloves... - Rubber gloves come in very
handy... - 10. Hot Buttered Elves
9. Santa's Magic Lap
8. Babes in Boyland
7.
Crisco Kringle 6. Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia ... - NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike
Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys... - Frog Hygiene
... - NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike.
Sure,
you thought you already knew that. But now we have... - How can you tell Italian women are embarrassed by their long hair?
Because they wear long gloves to cover it up... - WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
by Matt Groening
RELATIONSHIPS:
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship... - Q: Why did the rubber fly across the room?
A:
It got pissed off...
From the same category:
- Smoke jimson weed.
Do whatever comes naturally... - Cover one of the walls with polaroids of fire hydrants from all over the city.
Tell your roommate that you think that you were a dog... - Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it.
Talk to them... - Always flush the toilet three
times... - Listen to radio
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