Get a small, battery-operated clock which ticks very loudly. Put it in a briefcase and put the briefcase next to your roommate's bed.
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1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - WOW! Look at the *size* of that....
briefcase... - Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe.
If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space... - Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there... - RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS
A girl phoned me the other day and said .
Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody... - LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE
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It was Cucumber the First;
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and... - Chain yourself to your roommate's bed.
Get him/her to bring you food... - A nifty, if difficult, practical joke:
This only really works with friends
(preferably the trusting type).
Get the victim to your house, then talk (or do whatever... - Things to do When Bored
-Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs
-Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings
-Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button
-Water your dog.
see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself...
