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  These battery powered spectacles contain a real x-ray!...
• Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
• Real programmers don't write specs... they wear them!
• My doctor gives X-rays for any complaint. If you have a cough, he'll X-ray your throa
  a cramp calls for a body X-ray. I was in his office the other day and I saw a nude man in his X-ray room....
• Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
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• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
• Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space.