Wear "X-Ray Specs" And Leer Suggestively At Other Passengers.
Fun in the Elevator
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
PROFESSOR EPPENDORF'S LABORATORY NOVELTIES AND PRACTICAL JOKES by Zev Winicur X-RAY SPECS Forget the cheap, plastic x-ray specs from yesteryear.
These battery powered spectacles contain a real x-ray!...
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
Real programmers don't write specs... they wear them!
My doctor gives X-rays for any complaint. If you have a cough, he'll X-ray your throa
a cramp calls for a body X-ray. I was in his office the other day and I saw a nude man in his X-ray room....
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
THE REAL REASON STEVIE WONDER AND RAY CHARLES WEAR DARK GLASSES IS NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE BLIND.
.. BOTH HAVE BLUE EYES!...
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space.