If Anyone Brushes Against You, Recoil And Holler "Bad Touch!
Fun in the Elevator
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Pat Dukkkanan's Campaign: Total Recoil II
Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death.
Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted....
Don't you dare touch that 'ignore' button!!
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone not wearing 2,000,000 sunblock is gonna have a REAL BAD DAY.
THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
Don't touch that tagline! You don't know where its been!
I'M NOT IN A #@#(*) BAD MOOD YOU #@#@(* @#@*(@