Carry A Blanket And Clutch It Protectively.
Fun in the Elevator
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket.
Warp 5, Mr. Sulu. No, more clutch!
What do you call an Irish prostitute? A pig in a blanket.
When is a wet dream hazardous? When you're under a electric blanket.
Walk softly and carry a megawatt lase
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrive
Speak softly and carry a big shtick