Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
Related:
- Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak... - EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME
(This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school... - Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps... - Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent.
"She was sick and I had her shot... - Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced... - Please excuse Jimmy for being.
It was his father's fault... - Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part... - From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn)
Subject:
Thank Heavens for Schools Date: 14 Jun 88 21:03:42...
From the same category:
- Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
gangover... - My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today," wrote a parent. "Please execute him... - Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak... - Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.
We have to attend a funeral... - Please excuse my son's tardiness.
I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him...
