Please Excuse Jimmy For Being. It Was His Father's Fault.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot.
Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.
It's not my FAULT.