Gloria Was Absent Yesterday As She Was Having A Gangover.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent the weekend with the Marine's....
EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part....
Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot.