- When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
- H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold wate
- To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube
- When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide
- Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
- Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
- Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
- Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.
- The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.
- Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
