- H2O is hot water,
and CO2 is cold... - To collect fumes of sulphur,
hold a deacon over a flame in a test... - When you smell an oderless gas,
it is probably carbon... - Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water... - Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries,
vanes and caterpillars... - Blood flows down one leg and up the
other... - Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration,
and then expectoration... - The moon is a planet just like the earth,
only it is even deader... - Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to
the cow instead of the bull... - Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on
them and makes them perspire...
