When You Breath, You Inspire. When You Do Not Breath, You Expire.
When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
Exercise is anything that makes you breath hard.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
Mrs Smith woke up one night, choking and discovered that her husband, who was drunk as a skunk, was filling her mouth with pain-killers.
When she cought her breath again, she screamed "What in HELL do you think you are doing ?...
This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the highway.
We both pulled off to the side and as soon as I smelled the other guy's breath it was obvious he had been smoking pot....
Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
He holds up his arms ......
The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science Exam
**"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin....
Barium............ What you do when C.P.R. fails.