When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
- Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
- Exercise is anything that makes you breath hard.
- Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
- How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
- Mrs Smith woke up one night, choking and discovered
that her husband, who was drunk as a skunk, was filling
her mouth with pain-killers.
When she cought her breath again, she screamed "What in HELL do you think you are doing ?...
- This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the
We both pulled off to the side and as soon as I smelled the other guy's breath it was obvious he had been smoking pot....
- Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell
of his breath?
He holds up his arms ......
- The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science
**"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin....
- Barium............ What you do when C.P.R. fails.