To Collect Fumes Of Sulphur, Hold A Deacon Over A Flame In A Test Tube

To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube

The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science Exam
**"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin....
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
Do test tube babies have navels...hmmmmmmmmm..???
Q: What will they call the first black test tube baby? A: Janitor in a drum
Another joke which one can easily perpetrate goes like thi
Fill a plastic, or rubber, tube with water. Hold the tube vertically up into the air and with the thumb of one hand plug up the bottom hole of the tube and place it next to your ear (hide the fact that you are plugging the hole)....
Q: Do you know what a test tube baby's worst nightmare is ? A: Ella Fitzgerald and Memorex.
Q: What do you call the first black test-tube baby? A: Janitor in a drum.
Catch a breath of morning exhaust fumes.
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....