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• The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science Exam
  **"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin....
• THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
  Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
• I think Santa Claus is a woman.... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
  Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!...
• I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
  ). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
• A very fancy lady went to the doctor complaining that she was passing a great deal of gas.
  She told the doctor, "It doesn't make any noise or odor, but it's very embarrassing because I entertain a lot, and I know I'm doing it"....
• It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.
• Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
  A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more stuff than you left with....
• Now you are cooking with gas.