When You Smell An Oderless Gas, It Is Probably Carbon Monoxide
When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide
The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science Exam
**"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin....
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
I think Santa Claus is a woman.... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!...
I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
A very fancy lady went to the doctor complaining that she was passing a great deal of gas.
She told the doctor, "It doesn't make any noise or odor, but it's very embarrassing because I entertain a lot, and I know I'm doing it"....
It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
................... When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more stuff than you left with....
Now you are cooking with gas.