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• The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science Exam
  **"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin....
• THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
  Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
• THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
  Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
• An architect fellow named Yoric Could, when feeling euphoric, Display for selection Three kinds of erection -- Corinthian, ionic, and doric.
• There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who cannot.
  From: Norman Danner <ndanger@ocf.Berkeley.EDU>...
• There are three kinds of sex: 1. Kitchen sex - This is usually when you're first together.
  You'll do it ANYWHERE. 2. Bedroom sex - As your relationship progresses this is the usual place for sex....
• One night three vampires entered a bar. When the bartender asked them what they would like to drink
  he first vamipire said he wanted a pint of blood, the second vampire said that he too would have a pint of blood, and the last vampire said he'd have a pint of plasma....
• This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
  Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision....