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  Change the words of the Lord's prayer to read: "Give us each day our daily CHICKEN....
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• God came down to the Pope and said to him, "JP, you have been a good pope and so I am going to reward you with three wishes.
  Stunned, the Pope said, "First of all, I would like the world to end it's petty bickering about religion and be united under one religion....
• One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
  God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
• The Pope is on his 1988 tour of America, in the middle of his 3 day bash in New York.
  On the second day, he is driving back to his motel after a heavy days bible bashing....