The Pope calls his mother right after being elected Pope.
Pope: Hi mom, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Mother: What's the good news?
Pope: I've just been elected Pope.
Mother: What's the bad news?
Pope: I have to move into a Italian neighborhood.
There's a little known fact that during WWII, the Italians
developed the first atomic bombs. They dropped two of them
on Italy during the American Invasion.
The first one slid off!
The second one caused $98 damage!
Pope: Hi mom, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Mother: What's the good news?
Pope: I've just been elected Pope.
Mother: What's the bad news?
Pope: I have to move into a Italian neighborhood.
There's a little known fact that during WWII, the Italians
developed the first atomic bombs. They dropped two of them
on Italy during the American Invasion.
The first one slid off!
The second one caused $98 damage!
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