- What kind of elephants live at the North Pole
Cold ones... - What is convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds
An elephant six-pack... - What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant
About three thousand... - What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper
You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant... - What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo
Big holes all over Australia... - Why do elephants have cracks between their toes
For carrying their library cards... - What is grey, has large wings, a long nose, and gives money to elephants
The Tusk Fairy... - Where do elephants with skincare problems go
Pachydermatologists... - Why didn't the elephant cross the street
Because it saw the zebra crossing... - What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding elephants
Flatman and Ribbon...
