- Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.
- Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath.... - How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge? He asks if you accept Visa.
- Why do elephants have wrinkles? Ever tried to iron an elephant?
- Why are elephants large, lumpy, and grey? Because if they were small, round, and white, they'd be asprins.
- What sound do you get when you drop an elephant down a mineshaft? A-flat minor.
- Where do baby elephants come from? REALLY BIG storks.
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