- Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath... - How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge?
He asks if you accept Visa... - Why do elephants have wrinkles?
Ever tried to iron an elephant... - Why are elephants large, lumpy, and grey?
Because if they were small,
round, and white, they'd be asprins... - What sound do you get when you drop an elephant down a mineshaft?
A-flat minor... - Where do baby elephants come from?
REALLY BIG storks...
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