What Kind Of Elephants Live At The North Pole? Cold Ones.
What kind of elephants live at the North Pole?
The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised his hand and said, "Excuse me?
Your Holiness?" The pope said, "Yes, my son? What can I do for you?...
he universe is infinite, the number of beings in the universe is a finite number (_very_ big, but finite) the population density is the population / the area they live i
^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ finite # infinity therefore you don't exist....
Q: What kind of bugs live on the moon? A: Luna ticks.
What's grey and not there? No elephants.
Q: What is grey and not there. A: No elephants.
Politically Correct Santa 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck.
... How to live in a world that's politically correct?...
Remember North Dakota is the state that may change its name because North souds cold.
Q: What do elephants use for a tampons? A: Sheep
OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....