Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?
For carrying their library cards.
For carrying their library cards.
Related:
- Why do elephants have wrinkles? Ever tried to iron an elephant?
- charging elephants
How do you stop a herd of elephants from charging?
You take away their credit cards.... - Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
- Q: Why are elephants wrinkled? A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
- Why do elephants lay on their backs? To trip low flying canaries.
- Why do elephants wear sandals? So they don't sink into the sand.
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.... - Q: Why do elephants have red balls?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries.... - why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red )
the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....

