- What's the difference between an elephant and peanut butter?
An elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth....
- What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? Sir.
- What's grey and not there? No elephants.
- Why do elephants lay on their backs? To trip low flying canaries.
- How do you catch an elephant? Hide in the grass and make a noise like a peanut.
- How do you get an elephant on top of an cherry tree? Stand her on an cherry and wait fifty years.
- How do you get an elephant into a matchbox? Take out all the matches first.
- What goes "clomp, clomp, clomp, squish, clomp, clomp, clomp, squish"?
An elephant with a wet tennis shoe....
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Look, this is an ELEPHANT jokes site. If you want to know about woodchucks, go somewhere else....
- Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.