Elephant

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What's the difference between an elephant and peanut butter?
An elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth....
What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? Sir.
What's grey and not there? No elephants.
Why do elephants lay on their backs? To trip low flying canaries.
How do you catch an elephant? Hide in the grass and make a noise like a peanut.
How do you get an elephant on top of an cherry tree? Stand her on an cherry and wait fifty years.
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox? Take out all the matches first.
What goes "clomp, clomp, clomp, squish, clomp, clomp, clomp, squish"?
An elephant with a wet tennis shoe....
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Look, this is an ELEPHANT jokes site. If you want to know about woodchucks, go somewhere else....
Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

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