- What's the difference between an elephant and peanut butter
An elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth... - What do you call an elephant with a machine
gun? Sir... - What's grey and not there
No elephants... - Why do elephants lay on their backs
To trip low flying canaries... - How do you catch an elephant
Hide in the grass and make a noise like a peanut... - How do you get an elephant on top of an cherry tree
Stand her on an cherry and wait fifty years... - How do you get an elephant into a matchbox
Take out all the matches first... - What goes "clomp, clomp, clomp, squish, clomp, clomp
clomp, squish"? An elephant with a wet tennis shoe... - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Look, this is an ELEPHANT jokes site. If you want to... - Why did the elephant cross the road
It was the chicken's day off...
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