- What do you give a seasick elephant?
Lots of room... - How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you're color blind?
Dance on it for a while. If you don't get any wine... - What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
Free parking... - What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
Optimistic... - What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
Sole use of the elevator... - Why do elephants wear sandals?
So they don't sink into the sand... - Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephants gun,
of course... - Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his nose until he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephants gun... - Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red,
then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot... - Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth?
A: Open the door...
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