What Do Toilet Paper And The Starship "Enterprise" Have In Common?
What do toilet paper and the starship "Enterprise" have in
They both circle Uranus looking for klingons
and they both go where no man has gone before.
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet ?
the captain's log.
Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons....
Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise toilet? A: The captain's log.
Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? A: The Captain's log.
Short and (not so) Sweet How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them. Why don't women blink during foreplay?...
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The "Bridge Scene", from STAR TREK V.V: CAPTAIN KIRK AND THE HOLY GRAIL.
.. OLD MAN: Stop! He who would cross the Bridge Of Death, must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see....
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On the wall of the women's restroom in the Enterprise: "Where no man has gone before.
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....