One of my instructors in FE school told me about this. Apparently the
loadmaster on a USAF C-130 was invited to take the engineer's seat for
awhile. He started jabbering away, not realizing that he was trans-
mitting on Uniform instead of over the ICS.
LM: "Hey, this is great! I see why you engineers like this
seat so much -- you can see everything from here! This
is just like the starship Enterprise! All ahead, Mr. Sulu,
warp factor ten!"
Followed shortly afterward by:
ATC: "You wanna get back on intercom, Captain Kirk? You're
transmitting on my frequency!"
loadmaster on a USAF C-130 was invited to take the engineer's seat for
awhile. He started jabbering away, not realizing that he was trans-
mitting on Uniform instead of over the ICS.
LM: "Hey, this is great! I see why you engineers like this
seat so much -- you can see everything from here! This
is just like the starship Enterprise! All ahead, Mr. Sulu,
warp factor ten!"
Followed shortly afterward by:
ATC: "You wanna get back on intercom, Captain Kirk? You're
transmitting on my frequency!"
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