As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality. You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... The telephone is next to an answering machine... You hear a faint click and a light flashes on the answering machine... You hear a beep...
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- As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality.
You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... The... - Hello. I'm David's answering machine.
What are you... - Hello. I'm David's answering machine.
What are you... - In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife.
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Heeeeee-YAH!, smashing box of kleenex] But this method... - Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep... - Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave... - Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17,
the final frontier. (Voice 2:) These are the messages... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your...
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- Ominous electronic background music:) In honor of Halloween,
I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So... - Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me,
you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand,... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - You have reached WPMS - 3 weeks of blues,
1 week of ragtime. WPMS... - Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape...
