Hi, You Have Reached .... Please Leave Your Name, Phone Number And A Message And If We Like It We Will Return Your Call".
"Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a
message and if we like it we will return your call".
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded....
Voice Mail My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here....
with a kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra" in the background.
..] "Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached....
At the sound of the tone, you will be charged $10 for the first minute and $
2 for each additional minute. Please leave your name, phone number and a message....
Theme from "Indiana Jones" in the background.] You've reached the residence of John and Tom.
We can't come to the phone right now, because we're cleaning the refrigerator....
Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone.
If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number....
The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably artificial voices....
Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete with a snappymessage of their own device.
Wait for the beep and then read on. This is a short adaptation of Simon Butler-White's and Clive Archer's "could-be" phone messages released in Australian Cleo, August 1989....