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• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....
• How many Bucknell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but he'll only change it if he can put in a white-light bulb....
• How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
• Q:" How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but they get three tech reports out of it....
• How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Only one, but he gets six credits for it....