You Can Have Peace. Or You Can Have Freedom: LL
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
Before 'perestroika' an American and a Soviet were talking about freedom in their coutries.
In the United States," said the American, "you can go right up to the White House gate and yell, 'The President is an idiot,' and no one will do anything to you....
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal..
The most fun you can have with your clothes on.
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is bette
a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: "A girlfriend....
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right.
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.
Why drive a Volkswagen when you can have a Rolls Royce?
The only place you can have it your way is Burger King!