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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: (Phil OKunewick)
Subject: UNIX made simple
Keywords: true, chuckle
Date: 5 Sep 88 15:30:03 GMT

This morning, one of our users told me of something he'd read
about businesses and UNIX. It appears that many businesses are buying
UNIX rather than VMS (thereby annoying DEC) because of it's simplicity
in generating reports and other day-to-day business applications.

He was wondering if we could get this wonderfully simple UNIX, to
replace the complicated and confusing UNIX we currently have.