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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: (Lee Sailer 814-898-6268)
Subject: Affection Gap
Keywords: true, chuckle, sexual, topical
Date: 29 Aug 88 15:30:05 GMT

>From the Dukakis campaign---

Dukakis and his wife, Kitty, are frequently quite affectionate in public.
Reporters asked D. if he thought that Bush and his wife would have to
behave more affectionately in response.

Dukakis responded that to his knowledge most democrats preferred double
beds, while most republicans preferred two singles. After a pause he
said , ``Maybe that's why there are more democrats.''