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• So this lady walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
  A drunk at the bar looks up and says, "That's the ugliest pig I ever saw!...
• A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
  The local drunk saw this and asked, "Say there, whatcha doin' with that pig?...
• A duck went into a drugstore to buy some condoms. Druggist said
  You want me to put that on your bill?" Duck said...
• A bum walked into a bar and sat down next to a drunk who was studying some- thing in his hand.
  The bum leaned closer as the drunk held the object up to the light....
• Two canadians decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning, and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck calls, and their trusty hunting dog.
  Even with all conditions favorable for a good day, by day's end they headed home without a single duck!...
• Lawyer in the Bar... A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside a scrungy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand.
  The attorney leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring "Well, it looks like plastic....
• A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
  50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....