This drunk was sitting on a bar stool when this lady walked in
carrying a duck under her arm. Drunk said, "Where'd you get that
pig?"
Lady said, "That's no pig, it's a duck." Drunk said, "I wasn't
talking to you. I was talking to the duck!"
carrying a duck under her arm. Drunk said, "Where'd you get that
pig?"
Lady said, "That's no pig, it's a duck." Drunk said, "I wasn't
talking to you. I was talking to the duck!"
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