A Priest Went Golfing With A Nun As His Caddie.
A priest went golfing with a nun as his caddie. He is on the 3rd
hole and he's 4 inches from the hole, but he missed. He
mumbles,"F*cking sh*t I missed!"
The nun gasps and says,"Watch your language!!"
The priest goes to the 4th hole, he's 3 inches, but he missed! He
said,"F*cking sh*t I missed!!"
The nun gasps and says," The Lord will get you if you aren't
The priest goes to the 5th hole and is 2 inches from the hole, but
He screams," F*CKING SH*T I MISSED!!"
Then a big bolt of lightning comes down and hit's the priest and
Then a big voice comes from Heaven that says,"Fucking shit I
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