A priest went golfing with a nun as his caddie. He is on the 3rd
hole and he's 4 inches from the hole, but he missed. He
mumbles,"F*cking sh*t I missed!"
The nun gasps and says,"Watch your language!!"
The priest goes to the 4th hole, he's 3 inches, but he missed! He
said,"F*cking sh*t I missed!!"
The nun gasps and says," The Lord will get you if you aren't
careful!!"
The priest goes to the 5th hole and is 2 inches from the hole, but
misses!!
He screams," F*CKING SH*T I MISSED!!"
Then a big bolt of lightning comes down and hit's the priest and
kills him.
Then a big voice comes from Heaven that says,"Fucking shit I
missed!!!"
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hole and he's 4 inches from the hole, but he missed. He
mumbles,"F*cking sh*t I missed!"
The nun gasps and says,"Watch your language!!"
The priest goes to the 4th hole, he's 3 inches, but he missed! He
said,"F*cking sh*t I missed!!"
The nun gasps and says," The Lord will get you if you aren't
careful!!"
The priest goes to the 5th hole and is 2 inches from the hole, but
misses!!
He screams," F*CKING SH*T I MISSED!!"
Then a big bolt of lightning comes down and hit's the priest and
kills him.
Then a big voice comes from Heaven that says,"Fucking shit I
missed!!!"
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Taken from KeelyNet BBS (214) 324-3501
Sponsored by Vangard Sciences
PO BOX 1031
Mesquite, TX 75150
BEST1001.ASC
October 29, 1990
this file courtesy of Larry Blue
WARNING, THIS FILE IS FOR ADULTS 18 OR OLDER!!
If we can be of service, you may contact
Jerry at (214) 324-8741 or Ron at (214) 242-9346
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