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  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• Reason for Swearing... Once there was a man who walked into a confessional.
  ell me your sins" said the priest. "Father," replied the man "I have used some foul language over the weekend and I feel absolutely terrible"....
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• A Golf Story A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
  "What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back....
• Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
  Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn. The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn....
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  He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
• A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
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• A man went to Confession and said to the priest : "Forgive me, Father.
  I used the F-word this week." "Ah, my son. Tell me the circumstances which caused you to use the F-word....