A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table
watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck
tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to
buy the duck from its owner. After some wheelin' and dealin' they settled
for $10000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger,
"Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and
he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle
under the pot?"
watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck
tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to
buy the duck from its owner. After some wheelin' and dealin' they settled
for $10000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger,
"Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and
he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle
under the pot?"
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