Why God Never Received a PhD

1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human
subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects.

11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

13. Some say he had his son teach the class.

14. He expelled his first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed
his tests.

16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

17. No record of working well with colleagues.

User Comments

FUCK IDEOT JOKE ALLAH WILL PUNISH ALL WHO HAVE LAUGHED

IBRAHIM AL-KINDY on January 17, 2007 at 09:21

that was a funny one. God, the gods or the powers that be always
manage to be funny, which is why I usually write them as a character
in my plays or novels Allah shall punish me. but I think other gods
have dips first, I've propably insulted them all in one way or the
other.

the atheist on March 06, 2007 at 06:56

That was really funny :) And by the way Ibrahimbrahamblabla, we don't
say IDEOT but IDIOT (or Ibrahim)in proper English...you idIot!

God's advocate on March 25, 2007 at 03:37

i am muslim and that is not funny at all you will get punshied and you
desrve not to live everyone desrves there chances and u lost the all

afsan on April 20, 2007 at 11:54

Personally, i believe its not right to laugh at such things, as God
our Lord gave to all of us brains...And should he take them back, you
will be pittyful worms lurking in the ground... I hope site gets
suspended

GeoGr on April 22, 2007 at 07:04

guys what are you doing making fun of the powerful God that was not
good my friend rethink and consider please and for the one who's name
is Gods advocate that what you said was absolutly rude i was really
shocked i thought we were a one community of the world let us try to
make it better not bitter

an exchange student from saudi arabia on April 26, 2007 at 08:14

GO AWAY U STUPID RETARDS and u must be kidding me all that shit aint
real

JESUS IS REAL on May 27, 2007 at 08:18

I don't get why people are so angry, all of it is true, and, come on,
god doesn't have a sense of humor?

bbqchezit on June 22, 2007 at 01:46

it's just a joke

'_' :^) on March 17, 2008 at 02:09

I find the comments actually better than the joke itself - which is
already pretty good. Can people not accept that different cultures
have different traditions? I understand that the joke refers to the
Bible. Hence, I don't understand why Muslims should find this joke
offending. Punishing for laughing about a joke - wow! What a world we
live in....

laughter is healthy on January 05, 2009 at 03:58

ALLAH IS A SHIT:) fake god fake religion shit country's who believe
in that religion

Allah Sucks Donkey Dick on February 24, 2009 at 11:31

If you think I deserve to burn in hell for laughing at this I will
just say that your heaven is not a place I would like to visit. I
wouldn't want to inflict eternal punishment upon anyone and whoever
advocates it clearly has lower moral standards than I. /H

H on May 05, 2009 at 06:51

Please, it's a joke, and about the Christians god

P. on October 24, 2009 at 08:21

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