God came down and first he went to the Germans and said, "I have
Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
And the Germans asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "Rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments."
And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not
steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not covet
thy
neighbor's wife."
"Not covet my neighbor's wife? We're not interested."
He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments? How much are they?"
"They're free."
"Good then, we'll take 10!"
Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
And the Germans asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "Rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments."
And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not
steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not covet
thy
neighbor's wife."
"Not covet my neighbor's wife? We're not interested."
He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments? How much are they?"
"They're free."
"Good then, we'll take 10!"
habiba on March 05, 2007 at 06:14
The joke is not complete, you should add: and then the jews went to
the arabs and said "we have 10 commandments, would you like to see
them" but the arabs sent a suicide bomber at once and he blew himself
up in the jewish crowd, killing sevral dozens, and the arabs got the
commandments for free! (Well, it might be too close to reality to be a
joke then)
the arabs and said "we have 10 commandments, would you like to see
them" but the arabs sent a suicide bomber at once and he blew himself
up in the jewish crowd, killing sevral dozens, and the arabs got the
commandments for free! (Well, it might be too close to reality to be a
joke then)
Add-on on March 25, 2007 at 03:49
hey my friend these suicide bombing were the only way for those poor
people to express their anger toward the enemy who did not regard
children or women remember iraq and abu ghrabe or the daily slaughters
of innecent people with the thunders of the canons if you lived their
you would have done the same or atleast hate the israilis if you watch
the news they make you throw up from its hediousness
people to express their anger toward the enemy who did not regard
children or women remember iraq and abu ghrabe or the daily slaughters
of innecent people with the thunders of the canons if you lived their
you would have done the same or atleast hate the israilis if you watch
the news they make you throw up from its hediousness
an exchange student from saudi arabia on April 26, 2007 at 08:25
toba astag far u should not do that
usman iqbal on May 29, 2007 at 02:37
owww...
is that a reason to kill innocent human beings? Woman and
children ...shame on you ! Islam is far more wise and loving religion
than you obviously understand it. Its never to generalize nation!
Sometimes I feel that ppl would get along much better without rotten
leaders.
children ...shame on you ! Islam is far more wise and loving religion
than you obviously understand it. Its never to generalize nation!
Sometimes I feel that ppl would get along much better without rotten
leaders.
dar on July 11, 2007 at 12:04
People should first understand what terrorism is; THE WEAPON OF THE
WEAK AGANIST THE STRONG. Islam is a weak religion who has no respect
of human the only thing they can think of is shedding blood. Israel
and allies only retaliates after them terrorist islamis attack and
shedd innocent blood of women and children, insteady of attacking
soldiers.
WEAK AGANIST THE STRONG. Islam is a weak religion who has no respect
of human the only thing they can think of is shedding blood. Israel
and allies only retaliates after them terrorist islamis attack and
shedd innocent blood of women and children, insteady of attacking
soldiers.
Mohammad Osman bin Yahaya, Uganda. on October 08, 2007 at 10:00
Your commandments joke is hilarious - got a good laugh. Technically
incorrect - the Jews have 613 commandments - it's Christians who focus
on the ten specific.
incorrect - the Jews have 613 commandments - it's Christians who focus
on the ten specific.
Jewfro-Macabbi on October 14, 2007 at 08:35
The most top name of terrorism is christians!
Jazzy. on May 06, 2008 at 04:23
wow we could say they took them to the so called christens and they
said sure we will have them once we find out who the real Jesus is? it
might be my brother or some guy we don't know yet? lol
said sure we will have them once we find out who the real Jesus is? it
might be my brother or some guy we don't know yet? lol
amal on July 12, 2008 at 07:51
there are many joke in jwiesh ,them of before killed the son of god
but their god is unable to protect her son
but their god is unable to protect her son
nancy on June 30, 2009 at 04:42
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