Sister Logical Sister Mathematical

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister
Mathematical (SM)
and
the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is
getting
dark and they are walking down a dark road, still far
away from the
convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us
for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he
wants.

SL: Its logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
minutes at the most.
What
can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk
faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only
logical thing.
He
started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach
us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go
that way and
I'll go
this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried what has
happened
to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me
what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't
follow us both,
so he
followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I
could
and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress
up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his
pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress
up can run faster
than
a man with his pants down....

(And those of you who thought it would be dirty,
pray for your
souls)

User Comments

well i aint got no dirti mind so good 1

malak on March 30, 2006 at 01:03

this is flippin funny yet lame

hahaha on November 03, 2006 at 03:12

stupid joke y did they make it sound dirty if theyare tellin us to
pray for our souls if we thought dirty...losers

farah on March 16, 2007 at 09:26

You will all rot in HELL!

Dirty Thinker on March 31, 2007 at 02:34

There thinking dirty when they wrote this and there telling us to pray
for out souls??..

lmao gay on May 27, 2007 at 08:32

A nun can not have sex. So obviously there is no reason to see the
joke as sexual. I read it from the stand point of sexual and
non-sexual and the story is plausible either way. You are the one
with the sexual oriented line.

think logicialy. on July 24, 2008 at 08:29

>_> it was only logical to suspect a dirty ending to the 'not so
naughty' nun jokes. I don't care what religion you are...

Logical Thinker on March 22, 2009 at 09:10

Sister Logical Sister Mathematical

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