Jesus Plays Golf

An old man, Jesus and Moses were all playing golf. Moses steps up to the tee, takes his swing and plunk! The ball landed right in the water drift. The two men groan when all of a sudden Moses raises his hands high in the air and the water parts and he walks through the separation, takes his swing and makes the hole on the second shot. The other two men applaud as Jesus steps up to the tee. Taking his swing, the ball plunks into the water ahead. Moses and the old mans groaning halt though when Jesus walks on top of the water to just above the ball. Taking his swing bellow the water surface he hits the hole on the second swing.

as the other two men applaud the old man steps up to the tee and takes his swing, but just as the ball is about to land in the water a large fish jumps up and swallows the ball, then just before the fish is about to dive back into the water, a mighty eagle swoops down and grabs the fish soaring off into the sky. Suddenly a lightening bolt flashes through the sky
coming so close to the eagle, it drops the fish, the fish lands about four foot away from
the hole. as the fish hits the green the ball pops out of it's mouth landing in the hole making a hole in one.

Just then Jesus spins around, hands on his hips and yells, dad! If your going to show off, we aren't going to play golf with you any more!!

User Comments

This is cool!

CJ on October 22, 2005 at 03:32

YOUR NOT FUNNY UR GOING TO HELL FOR BLASPHEMY

DOESNT MATTER on November 25, 2005 at 10:32

NO IT NOT COOL

DOESNT METTER on November 25, 2005 at 10:32

nice one, :P

Joint on December 17, 2005 at 03:43

not funny at all

junaid on January 11, 2006 at 04:40

Lame and hell-bound...loser

Faisal786 on September 27, 2006 at 01:39

hahahahahaha man this is nice bravo

drunk on October 02, 2006 at 01:41

allow mockin ova pplz religionz man coz @ da end ov da day moses nd
jesus were mensiond in da bible as well as da qur'an

amira on November 16, 2006 at 11:47

it would be funny if it were different ppl but this is wrong guys.

muslim sis on December 15, 2006 at 12:29

this is just gettin silly!!! and itz not funni ya prikz u gona hav a
painful death and burn in hell!!

-u-z-m-a-h- on December 25, 2006 at 01:39

wot the hell r u talkin bad they are our prophets

sanah on January 15, 2007 at 10:34

GO TO HELL,thats our prophet ISSA ALAYHI SSALAAM,he never plays
golf,ya president bush played golf with his daddys ballz

IBRAHIM AL-KINDY on January 17, 2007 at 08:59

hi x3 i apriciate that u defending islam but i dont agree the way ur
swearing to defend islam

algeria on February 18, 2007 at 10:22

Islam sucks

Islam Sucks on March 25, 2007 at 03:41

islam dont suck u suck ur mums saggy tits

islamic thug gal !!! on April 26, 2007 at 02:46

wt is islam?....they sai its bout peace but more likely.....its botu
killing ppl n fuckin their own sisters ahahahha

jo jo on May 14, 2007 at 11:56

Islam is about makeing love to trees rapeing are own sisters and
enjoying it pointing at white people and laughing when we shouldnt be
cause where the ones covering are faces. thats what Islam is all
about. writting by a true islam beliver

Islam is about... on May 27, 2007 at 08:36

PLS DO NOT TRY TO PLAY WITH OUR RELIGION-ISLAM. THEN YOU WILL BE IN A
TROUBLE.

SAIF on May 28, 2007 at 05:37

i want to tell for other peaple that dont do any thing with our
religion other wise u will be in trouble.Sayed samir told u ok.

Sayed samir on June 21, 2007 at 05:41

Around 800 AD a women was raped by a rabid pig. A genetic mutation
occurred and Mohammed was born. Mohammed also liked to fuck pigs, but
in order to save his honor, he became a child molester and wife beater
instead. This is a scientific fact. This is why Islam sucks so
bad. May the prophet mohammed suck pig dick in hell. May the prophet
mohammed suck pig shit in hell through a COLAPSABLE PAPER STRAW. Oh
blessid one - NOT. Islam is a cursed religion.

Martin on July 04, 2007 at 12:01

Islam is for the stupid and ignorant people of the earth.Islam is
cursed. Islam is the religion of murderers and terrorists. Wife
beaters, child molesters, and criminals of all kinds. Islam TOTALLY
SUCKS.

Joe Smith on July 04, 2007 at 09:52

The only reason that Mahammed was born was so that Satan could have
representation here on earth. Mahammed was the false prophet in the
bible. That is why Islam is so satanic.

Smitty on July 17, 2007 at 06:26

o jus sht up smitty or wateva ur name iz y dnt u find ur own fuckin
syts u nob.

4 above on July 21, 2007 at 07:01

you are afrad of Islam so youare passing these comments

d o p on March 03, 2008 at 08:22

Please learn how to spell you pathetic excuses for human beings... A
person should not debate about things that they can't even spell.

kstraw on March 17, 2008 at 05:52

for christians: V all muslims know that u say our religion is fake .
Its not a fake!!!!! U dont belive in our religion but V believe in
Hazrat Isa (jesus)..and! remove this!!!!!

Jazzy on July 02, 2008 at 07:37

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