Jesus Plays Golf


An old man, Jesus and Moses were all playing golf. Moses steps up to the tee, takes his swing and plunk! The ball landed right in the water drift. The two men groan when all of a sudden Moses raises his hands high in the air and the water parts and he walks through the separation, takes his swing and makes the hole on the second shot. The other two men applaud as Jesus steps up to the tee. Taking his swing, the ball plunks into the water ahead. Moses and the old mans groaning halt though when Jesus walks on top of the water to just above the ball. Taking his swing bellow the water surface he hits the hole on the second swing.

as the other two men applaud the old man steps up to the tee and takes his swing, but just as the ball is about to land in the water a large fish jumps up and swallows the ball, then just before the fish is about to dive back into the water, a mighty eagle swoops down and grabs the fish soaring off into the sky. Suddenly a lightening bolt flashes through the sky
coming so close to the eagle, it drops the fish, the fish lands about four foot away from
the hole. as the fish hits the green the ball pops out of it's mouth landing in the hole making a hole in one.

Just then Jesus spins around, hands on his hips and yells, dad! If your going to show off, we aren't going to play golf with you any more!!

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