George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en route to a public
speaking in Florida.
After staring out the window with a curious look on his face he turns
to Laura and says, "Hey Laura, how about I throw a $100 bill out of
the airplane and make a person happy?"
Laura replies, "Well, why don''t you just throw two $50 bills out of
the airplane and make two people happy?"
George W. thinks about this and replies again with excitement, "I know
what I''''ll do! I''''ll throw five $20 bills out of the airplane and
make five people happy!"
The pilot of the jet turns around with frustration and says, "Why
don''''t you both jump out of the airplane and make the whole world